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Beach Lane Funkhouser

Brooklyn, NY,

  • 1.9
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4.9

Jhhgg

Posted 2 years ago

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Run way

Posted 2 years ago

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4.6

Not a great experience

Posted 2 years ago

Overall, it was not what I was hoping for.

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4.3

The worst I have ever dealt with

Posted 3 years ago

Moved into an apartment that they handle and we later found out there are (because they still have not done anything) mice issues, plumbing issues, paint (still not repainted-- illegal in NYC), windows that do not open, and a few other things.

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Dhffgghfg

Posted 3 years ago

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3.9

Asassasas

Posted 3 years ago

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3.7

Spotty

Posted 4 years ago

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Had bedbugs for 3 months

Posted 5 years ago

These guys are slumlords. Simple as that.

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Idiots

Posted 5 years ago

Leave and never come back.

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Lived in NYC my whole life. These guys aren't it

Posted 5 years ago

They treat you like you dragged yourself in from the street.

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Because of them I learned my rental rights

Posted 5 years ago

Ceilings were caving in. The city had to send their own people and levied the fines against the mgmt company, thankfully!

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Apparently convicts and property managers are one in the same

Posted 5 years ago

Mitchell Rothken is the worst person to work with in the building. And, soon enough, every resident realizes he is a convict and a disbarred lawyer. This is their pitbull and he acts as such. Leave these guys and, don't walk, run elsewhere.

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Mark Scharfman = Worst Landlord in the Country

Posted 5 years ago

They slam you with baseless fees, don't answer calls, and maintenance is a joke. The landlord Mark is listed as one of the worst in the country...Walk the other way.

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Mitchel Rothken

Posted 5 years ago

Stay away from this company. They're full of amoral individuals.

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Con Ed had to work on the building numerous times

Posted 5 years ago

I guess the super and the landlord didn't take well to the fact that I called Con Ed on my own because I was met with a torrent of yells and bush league responses. The gas leaks were dangerous and we had to go without heat and hot water for long stints in time. The yelling got so unbelievable, the Con Ed worker informed the super to stop speaking to me in such a manner. We even tried calling 311 but that wasn't even the slightest bit helpful. Our landlord was never there and our super was responsible for everyone in the building. A really crappy, toxic situation, if you ask me...

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1.9

340 East 22 St

Posted 5 years ago

They tore down our walls and crushed tiles against the ground without cleaning them up. The building staff didn't reply to anything!! I couldn't get much help from the city of NY either. These people could care less about their tenants and I don't get it. The level of morbid sadness in this building is crazy. An A/C unit was promised to me in my lease and was never provided. They don't pick up calls. Maintenance is incompetent and the staff goes back on their word all the time. Don't screw yourself over!!!!

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